Welcome to the second edition of “Offensive 3 in the Key.” If you don’t know by now, this is a recap on the 3 dumbest plays from around the NBA universe.
This week we have…
#1 Big Baby
At no point in your life, let alone your basketball career should you be on the floor crying about a call. You’re a grown ass man for fucks sake. I really don’t care what the circumstance is. Get your ass off the floor and play some basketball. Really. REALLY.
Candidate: Pierre McGee (Javale McGee)
When y'all lol do y'all really laugh out loud? Cuz I just (laugh only a Lil)—
Pierre McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) June 04, 2012
Is this a serious question? Refer back to this.
Candidate: Chris Kaman
Anyone remember what happened to Plaxico Burress? I hope the gun isn’t loaded for his sake. And maybe you should put the gun down and start practicing your jump shot instead.
Nominee: Jordan Crawford
Jordan Crawford apparently trying to take the smell out of his shoes? I’m not really sure what else his shoes would be doing in the fridge. I guess he didn’t get the memo. Its the freezer, not the fridge. Y’jackass!