Welcome to the 3rd edition of “Offensive 3 in the Key.” If you are unaware by now, you are not in the know. What we do here on a weekly basis is try to update you guys on the stupidity and straight up non-sense that goes on in the NBAuniverse.
Without further ado, LETS GO!
Candidate: Amir Johnson
So news basically came out today saying that there were a number of NBA stars following Porn Stars on twitter. I honestly can’t think of a good reason to follow a porn star unless you’re hoping they might post a revealing photo and or video. Twitter? Really? Sickos! The award for our number one spot goes to Amir Johnson for following a grand total of 15 porn stars. Epic.
#2 heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy 😉
Candidate: Chris Bosh
Chris Bosh gets questioned about his sexual orientation entirely way too much. Give him a break, he’s got an illegitimate child or something for frig’s sake. The lady he had the kid with is even asking for 30,000$ a month, but that’s a different story for a different time. This face is priceless. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!
#3 Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers
Candidate: Chris Kaman
It appears that Chris Kaman is making a regular appearance on our Offensive 3 in The Key. Thank god for his willingness to share funky pictures on twitter. Here we have him drinking some “Vlasic” pickle juice. If you know me, you know I love me some pickles, but I don’t think I would be able to stomach that stuff. High blood pressure, here we come! I actually did some research while writing this article and found that pickle juice is actually not as bad as one might think. In fact, its actually got some nutritious benefits that put sports drinks like Powerade and Gatorade and even Hateorade to shame. Barring having high blood pressure, drinking this stuff can help energize you and even settle an upset stomach. Remember that next time you work out.