Category: for the lulz

Team USA vs ’92 Dream Team

Team USA

It’s the middle of June, the NBA season has ended, the draft has come and gone and free agency is starting to simmer down a bit. Let’s talk about the Olympics.

I imagine this was MJ’s reaction.

I’m sure everyone’s already heard that Kobe thinks this years Olympic team can beat the ’92 Dream Team but yesterday Michael Jordan replied and said he “absolutely laughed” when he heard Kobe’s comments. Charles Barkley said he just started laughing too. Jordan added, “For him to compare those two teams is not one of the smarter things he ever could have done.” Understandable for Jordan to say seeing as he is considered ‘The Greatest of All Time’. Larry Bird also had something to say, “They probably could. I haven’t played in 20 years and we’re all old now.” I lol’ed a little bit.

Then Kobe comes back with this gem. “He knows I’m a bad mother fucker. I’m not really tripping.” Kobe mother-fucker Bryant. Sorry Mario Chalmers, your nickname is now invalid.

In my last post, we got a glimpse of what Kyrie Irving could do and I told you to keep an eye on him. Once again though, Kobe ain’t scared.

This is why Kobe is amazing.

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Offensive 3 in The Key #3

Welcome to the 3rd edition of “Offensive 3 in the Key.” If you are unaware by now, you are not in the know. What we do here on a weekly basis is try to update you guys on the stupidity and straight up non-sense that goes on in the NBAuniverse.

Without further ado, LETS GO!

#1 JOHNson 
Candidate: Amir Johnson

So news basically came out today saying that there were a number of NBA stars following Porn Stars on twitter. I honestly can’t think of a good reason to follow a porn star unless you’re hoping they might post a revealing photo and or video. Twitter? Really? Sickos! The award for our number one spot goes to Amir Johnson for following a grand total of 15 porn stars. Epic.

@Via Buzzfeed

#2 heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy 😉
Candidate: Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh gets questioned about his sexual orientation entirely way too much. Give him a break, he’s got an illegitimate child or something for frig’s sake. The lady he had the kid with is even asking for 30,000$ a month, but that’s a different story for a different time. This face is priceless. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!

#3 Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers
Candidate: Chris Kaman

It appears that Chris Kaman is making a regular appearance on our Offensive 3 in The Key. Thank god for his willingness to share funky pictures on twitter. Here we have him drinking some “Vlasic” pickle juice. If you know me, you know I love me some pickles, but I don’t think I would be able to stomach that stuff. High blood pressure, here we come! I actually did some research while writing this article and found that pickle juice is actually not as bad as one might think. In fact, its actually got some nutritious benefits that put sports drinks like Powerade and Gatorade and even Hateorade to shame. Barring having high blood pressure, drinking this stuff can help energize you and even settle an upset stomach. Remember that next time you work out.

Most Embarrassing Moments

#1 – Loved the Shaq Story
#2 – Could barely make it out from everyone laughing, but I think Reggie took off his Tear-Aways and was left with nothing but his jock strap in front of his high school

An old video I happened to stumble upon. Definitely made me chuckle here and there. I hope you guys enjoy, cause I did.

Westbrook Getting his Gordon Gartrell On

Anyone remember Theo Huxtable from the Cosby Show? His incessant need to impress his date, but lacking the funds to buy an actual Gordon Gartrell (some designer I imagine). Then he eventually got his sister to make him a shirt? No? Shame on you. Probably one of the best wholesome family shows ever conceived by Mr. Pudding Pop himself.

I’m sure Russell Westbrook saw it. Take a look at some of his beauties down below.

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